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The perfect gift
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A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his wife.
The storekeeper said he knew exactly what would please her and took a little bird out of its cage.
"This is Chet," he said, "and Chet can sing Christmas carols and songs."
Seeing the look of disbelief on the customer`s face, he proceeded to demonstrate.
"He needs warming up," he said. "Lend me your cigarette lighter."
The storekeeper lifted Chet`s left wing and waved the flame lightly under it.
Immediately, Chet sang: Oh Come, All Ye Faithful.
"That`s fantastic," said the customer.
"And listen to this," said the storekeeper, warming Chet`s other wing. Chet sang: O Little Town of Bethlehem.
"Wrap him up," said the customer, "I`ll take him!"
When he got home he greeted his wife: "Honey, I can`t wait until Christmas to show you what I got you. This is fantastic."
He unwrapped Chet`s cage and showed the bird to his wife. "Now, watch and listen."
He raised Chet`s left wing and held him over a Christmas candle that was burning on the mantlepiece. Chet immediately began to sing Silent Night.
The wife was delighted. As Chet`s right wing was warmed over the flame, he sang Joy To The World.
"Let me try it," said the wife, seizing he bird. In her eagerness, she held Chet a little too close to the candle flame. Chet began to sing passionately:
"Chet`s nuts roasting on an open fire!"
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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