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When hell freezes

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Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter was waiting for him.
After reviewing his records, Saint Pete decided to let him in.
"Follow me" he said, opening the gate and walking in.
After some walk, Saint Pete`s keys accidentally fell on the ground. Unaware, he bent over to pick up the keys.
That was something the gay man just couldn`t resist, so he jumped on him and did his thing.
Saint Pete was furious. "If you do that again, you`ll go straight to hell! But follow me, we`re almost there."
After some more walk, Pete dropped his keys again, and again, the gay man jumped on him.
Saint Pete was even more furious than before, but decided to give the gay guy one last chance.
Again they walk and for the third time Pete drops his keys, so he bends over and picks them up.
The gay guy, having no self control jumps on him.
Pete is now fed up and sends the gay guy straight to hell.
A few weeks later, Saint Pete goes down to hell for his routine inspection, but this time something is wrong, it is freezing, no fire, no lava.
In one corner, he finds the devil lying under a stack of blankets freezing his ass off.
"Why is it so god damn cold down here?" Pete asks.
"Well, you just try bending down for firewood!" The devil replied.
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis

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