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  Jokes > Work jokes : The "if's" of work

The "if's" of work

Work jokes Rating : 4.76, 45 votes. Reviews : 8 [add review]

1. If it rings, put it on hold.
2. If it clunks, call the repairman.
3. If it whistles, ignore it.
4. If it`s a friend, stop work and chat.
5. If it`s the boss, look busy.
6. If it talks, take notes.
7. If it`s handwritten, type it.
8. If it`s typed, copy it.
9. If it`s copied, file it.
10. If it`s Friday, forget it!

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