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A shitty day in London

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A friend of mine went on a day trip to London, the night before he had eaten a chinese meal, any way he starts getting these really bad stomach gripes and foul wind, so he starts looking around for a public toilet and cant find one anywhere. His search becomes more and more desperate until he finally shits himself. Getting disgusted looks from passers by he darts into a clothing store, grabs some trousers off the rail, flings them on the counter,throws the money at the assistant, grabs the bag on the counter and runs out.
He ran all the way to the train station and jumped on his train and locked himself in the toilet cubicle.
As soon as the train leaves the station he takes off his shitty trousers and flings them out of the window, cleans himself up, reaches into the bag, and pulls out...a pink sweater!
He stayed in the toilet until the train almost reached his destination then he did the only thing he could,he put his legs in the arms of the sweater and pulled it up and fastened it round his waist with his belt, but his tackle was now dangling through the neck of the sweater, luckily though he had a trilby hat and managed to tuck the brim all around the inside of the neck, thus covering his essentials.
At the station he got off the train and walked bandy legged and slowly so as not to disturb the hat, he said people just stopped what they were doing and stared silently, open mouthed.
When he got out side the only taxi there drove off when he saw him coming, leaving him no option but to walk the one and a half miles home!

Truly a shitty day in London!

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