Ugly contest the reason why your mom and dad made you is because they wanted to win a ugly child contest1st place: win $70,0002nd place: getting plastic surgery(for child)3rd place: 5 month supplies of candy... » Category : Insults. Rating : 3.00, 1 votes. Reviews : 0





Kiss my ass Why don't you go down to 7/11 and pick up a half-gallon of kiss my ass... » Category : Insults. Rating : 4.50, 10 votes. Reviews : 29





Insult N4291 Your village just called... » Category : Insults. Rating : 4.48, 26 votes. Reviews : 1





Insult N4290 Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted... » Category : Insults. Rating : 3.50, 26 votes. Reviews : 0





Insult N4289 Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You`re Still An Idiot... » Category : Insults. Rating : 5.03, 32 votes. Reviews : 12





Insult N4288 Your honor student swallows!... » Category : Insults. Rating : 4.00, 13 votes. Reviews : 28





Insult N4287 Your child may be an honors student, but You`re a moron... » Category : Insults. Rating : 3.70, 10 votes. Reviews : 0





Insult N4286 You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool... » Category : Insults. Rating : 6.43, 7 votes. Reviews : 0





Insult N4285 You can`t fix stupid... » Category : Insults. Rating : 4.62, 8 votes. Reviews : 0





Insult N4284 You are proof that God has a sense of humor... » Category : Insults. Rating : 5.00, 5 votes. Reviews : 50







Insult N4283 You are depriving some poor village of its Idiot... » Category : Insults. Rating : 5.55, 11 votes. Reviews : 1





Insult N4282 You are a loser. I am a goddess. Any questions?... » Category : Insults. Rating : 3.90, 10 votes. Reviews : 0





Insult N4281 You`re the reason God created the middle finger... » Category : Insults. Rating : 6.10, 10 votes. Reviews : 0





Insult N4280 Why Are You Staring At My Bumper!? You Pervert!... » Category : Insults. Rating : 5.00, 8 votes. Reviews : 0





Insult N4279 Who lit the fuse on your tampon?... » Category : Insults. Rating : 6.45, 9 votes. Reviews : 0





Insult N4278 When I want your opinion, I`ll beat it out of you... » Category : Insults. Rating : 5.81, 10 votes. Reviews : 0





Insult N4277 Watch out for the idiot behind me... » Category : Insults. Rating : 4.31, 16 votes. Reviews : 5





Insult N4276 Wanna get laid? Just crawl up a chicken`s ass and wait!... » Category : Insults. Rating : 4.64, 11 votes. Reviews : 0





Insult N4275 They call it `PMS` because `Mad Cow Disease` was already taken... » Category : Insults. Rating : 6.13, 8 votes. Reviews : 0





Insult N4274 The gene pool could use a little chlorine... » Category : Insults. Rating : 4.11, 9 votes. Reviews : 43

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