Bad breath love

Beauty can hide a great many things, but it can`t mask bad breath. Those sweet nothings whispered late at night into one`s ear aren`t nearly so sweet when it smells like you are lying in a dumpster. B.O. I could have handled. She was that beautiful. An uneven temperament would have been acceptable considering all her other great qualities. Even a Cindy Crawford "beauty mark" (known to us common folk as a mole) with three long hairs hanging off of it would probably not have deterred my affection.

Bad breath, however, is something I can`t stomach. I often wondered, "how can she not know?" It wasn`t as though she had a little problem. This was the kind of bad breath that showed itself in a brightly lit room. I could swear that after a half-hour makeout session, my face would stink. There`s really no way to handle a situation such as this.

I tried the old, "I`ve got gum, would you like a stick?", but to no avail. My next option was, "I`ve got a toothbrush, some floss and a bottle of Listerine...care to give it a try?" but luckily it never got that far. She could sense that something wasn`t right between us. Maybe it was the way I winced whenever she spoke to me. Maybe it was the way I avoided being close to her face. Maybe it was the welder`s mask I wore on our last date. I can`t be certain, but I do know that it relieved me to no end when she told me it just wasn`t working out between us.

It relieved me even more that she told me over the phone.

A BadBreathOGram is an e-mail you send to someone who you want to know has bad breath but you do not want to confront directly. Give it a try. Tell someone they have bad breath.

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