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Finally, a little sexual marketing humor!

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Want to know how to use direct-response in your personal
life, for your next romantic "Hook-Up"?

I saw this posted somewhere on a marketing board a long time
ago and I thought it`d give you a good laugh going into
your weekend.

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and
say, "I`m fantastic in bed."

That`s Direct Marketing.

You`re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome
guy. One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at
you, says, "She`s fantastic in bed."

That`s Advertising.

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get
his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi,
I`m fantastic in bed."

That`s Telemarketing.

You`re at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and
straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a
drink. You say "May I?" and reach up to straighten His tie,
brushing your breast lightly against His arm, and then
say, "By the way, I`m fantastic in bed."

That`s Public Relations.

You`re at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to
you and says, "I hear you`re fantastic in bed."

That`s Brand Name Recognition.

You`re at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into
going home with your friend.

That`s a Sales Rep.

Your friend can`t satisfy him so he calls you.

That`s Tech Support.

You`re on your way to a party when you realize that there
could be handsome men in all these houses you`re passing.
So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the
center and shout out at the top of your lungs, "I`m
fantastic in bed!"

That`s SPAM!

Now go sell something,

Craig Garber

P.S. Check out all the prior archives you`ve been
missing, right here at:

If you want to know how to consistently attract a steady stream of fresh new prospects, who are pre-qualified, eager, and excited about buying from you, then Craig Garber -- recognized by His peers as America`s Top Direct-Response Copywriter -- can show you exactly how to do this, step-by-step. Garber`s written winning promotions across a HUGE variety of industries and you can see them all for yourself on His website at


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