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Steve Urkel in Stilleto's!

Funny stories Rating : 9.14, 22 votes. Reviews : 0 [add review]
Vanessa Nightingale December 16 at 6:26pm
Ok, everyone might be amused to know that I am still the biggest clutz in town. Why did I spill bright glitter blue nail polish all over my hand right before my interview. Then, I couldn't find any nail polish remover, so I tried washing it off. Yah, bad idea! I ended up with bright blue hands. I looked like a smurf. My solution was to wear my gloves. The ones with the fur.(the only ones that I have) All during the interview the lady kept asking me if I wanted to take off my gloves. Maybe because I looked RIDICULOUS! I should have just wore my boots with the fur too. I just kept saying, "no, I 'm fine". Trying to play it off like everyone wears black leather gloves with copious amount of fur to an interview for a management position. And, the whole time she was talking to me, she kept looking at my left cheek. It, was very distracting. I was losing my train of thought because I wanted to know what the heck was she starring at? Did I have a hudge zit, maybe a ugly mole with a hair coming out of it that I didn't notice before. I wanted so badly to just wipe my face wear she was starring but I couldn't because, I was wearing THE BIG BLACK FURRY GLOVES! So when the nightmare, I mean interview was over the first thing I did was look in the mirror. Well, I couldn't just limit the nail polish to my hands, it was all over the side of my face too! LOL I'm thinking I won't get a call back

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