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To see or not to see

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I went to the eye doctor the other day. I thought it was time to have my eyes checked. It turned out to also be a reality picture checkup.

I enter the office to be greeted by the receptionist, "Can I help you?"

"I hope so." I reply, "I`d like to have the doctor check my eyes and write me a prescription so I can get some new glasses."

"He can`t see you today," the receptionist tells me.

"Something wrong with His eyes?" I ask with a smile.

"Pardon me?"

"Why can`t he see me today? Does he have temporary blindness?"

"No, he is too busy to see you."

"I`ve been really busy a couple of times in my life and I never noticed any difference in my sight."

"What are you talking about?" she asks.

"Impaired vision." I answer.

"Well, you are in the right place," she says.

"But not the right time it appears," I counter.

"Looks that way," she affirms.

"Will he be able to see me tomorrow then?"

"No, he can`t see you tomorrow. He won`t be here."

"I see." I say.

"How about the day after tomorrow? He can see you then." she asks.

"He can see into the future?"

"Is there something wrong with you?"

"Well, I am a little nearsighted," I reply.

"Do you want an appointment to see the doctor or not?"

"Yes, I would."

"What time?"

"How about now?"

"I think you also need to get your hearing tested," she tells me. "I already told you that he can`t see you now. You need to have an appointment."

"But I do have an appointment," I tell her.


"I am here for my 11 o`clock appointment."

"You have an appointment for now?"

"Yes, that`s why I am here."

"I don`t see you in my appointment book," she tells me.

"The doctor can`t see me and you don`t see me. I feel like I am invisible."

"Did you make an appointment?"



"Now, today at 11."

"It is not in my book."

"Most occurrences in life are not in your book."

"Pardon me?"

"Do you have a lunch date for today in your appointment book?" I ask.

"What? No, I do not."

"You see? That`s great. I`ll take you to lunch right after my appointment."

"Ok. Ok. I give up," she tells me, "No lunch date, but you can see the doctor next."

"You`re sweet," I tell her.

"You`re crazy," she tells me.

My prescription ends up being unchanged since my last eye examination five years ago. The doctor can also see just fine. He wants to read my books.

© Leslie Fieger. All rights reserved worldwide.

Leslie is the author of The DELFIN Knowledge System Trilogy: The Initiation, The Journey and The Quest plus many more success publications. He also the co-author of The End of the World with Hugh Jeffries and Alexandra`s DragonFire with His daughter Ashley. Subscribe to His free and ad-free eZine at or

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