Sex with snoopy -some kinky college chicks

Often strange things happen when traveling. On a recent trip to San Fran Unleashed hit the some bars and met some wild people. NO… they were not gay bars. In any case, after a few beverages, in casual conversation, we started inquiring what cartoon characters people would sleep with. (for fun)

Now questioning guys is easy, but bringing this up to girls is a little more complex. Some biatches were totally flabbergasted on this question and declined to answer. BUT… after a few drinks a group of college girls came back to respond this deep question.
One was a Japanese girl. This may be common knowledge, but if not, there are a ton of Asians in the Bay Area. The other girls started blabbing out some stupid characters that I dare not disgrace this blog with. But this Japanese girl, (who I swore would not give her name), wanted to get it on with Snoopy.

Talk about beer coming through my nose and being sprayed all over the place. This was too, too funny.

Another Asian fact: ASIANS LOVE SNOOPY AND HELLO KITTY. After WWII the Japanese were thinking of changing their flag to incorporate Helly Kitty on it. From birth Asian children are taught to love these characters. Other than rice, Snoop and Kitty are their most cherished possessions.

So you can see why when asked “What cartoon character would you sleep with?” this girl blurted out Snoopy.

The conversation went on and we busted her chops, and then we started analyzing this sick, disturbing, yet sort of hot in a way response. How could this girl have intercourse with Snoopy?

I guess “doggy style” would be the position of choice. They don’t make doggy condoms, and from what I saw over the years of cartoons, Snoopy is not packing a big you know what, so human condoms would not fit. So I guess Snoopy would have to go “bareback”.
A whole bunch of other crazy ideas came streaming through our head. Flea collars, regular collars, licking out of a bowl etc… but the final question we had asked this girl would make all of the difference.

“Would you let Charlie Brown in for a threesome or at least let him watch?” “NO!” she said abruptly, “but I would let Lucy”.

Hot, hot, sick, sick, hot stuff! Charles Shultz must be turning over in his grave.
picture at http://www.unleashedhumor.com/2007/10/19/47/

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