Outbreak of gay in Thailand
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The Thai government has confirmed an outbreak of 'the gay' in rural villages around the country. Mostly confined to males under 20, this still may cause economic turmoil as shares in the country’s biggest 80's rock store plummet to a 4 year low. A store worker there said to our reporter "they don’t come no more...they all a gay now, no like the White Snake". A spokesman for the Thai government addressed a health forum yesterday in Dubai and announced new
measures to counter the growing gayness, which include a TV ad campaign and the removal of Tom Cruise from the areas affected.We talked to the people on the street in Thailand who said of the outbreak "you look for good time? i cheap...i cheap", then we talked to a person who was not a prostitute who said "My father used to work day and night to support us, but now all he can do is watch 'Remains of the Days' and swing joyfully on swings with a gay abandon" Although still in its early stages a vaccine for 'the gay' is under trials in Austin, Texas. Prof. James Kindlefish of the Austin National Association of the Liberation of the United States Male, or ANALUSMALE for short, said "Were very close to a vaccine at this point. Tests on humans in the last 8 month show a growing dislike of Judy Garland and a tendency to get fat, all good signs".
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