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| Dentist to Patient: (begging) " Would you help me? Could yougive out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?" Patient: Why? Doc, it isn`t all that bad this time... |
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| My insomnia is so bad, I can`t even sleep on the job... |
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| The neighbor dropped in on a friend and found her sitting atthe kitchen table, staring blankly at a half-empty cup ofcoffee; her three kids squabbling loudly in the other room... |
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| Women forty-nine years old are having their first child... |
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| Q: What is an outpatient?A: A person who has already passed out... |
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| Q: What do you get when 2 hearts fight? A: A heart attack! ... |
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| Sam: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you`ll pass eventually... |
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| Prisoner: Look here, doc! You`ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys... |
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| John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head off... |
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| Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody else... |
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| Patient: Well, doc, what does the X-ray of my head show? Doctor: Nothing... |
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| Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and smoking, will I live longer? Doctor: Not really... |
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| Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters? Nurse: No change yet... |
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| Doctor: Did you take the patient`s temperature? Nurse: No... |
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| Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It`s a big bui... |
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| Patient: I`m in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor: You`ve had an accident involving a train... |
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| Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers nextto each other, outside the operating room... |
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