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| Why does Michael Jackson shop at Wal-Mart?He saw a sign that said, "Boys underwear half off!"
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| What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier they are to pick up... |
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| What`s the difference between John and Lorena Bobbitt? She`s crazy and he`s just nuts!... |
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| There??s some talk about changing California??s three strikes and you??re out law... |
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| Q: What`s the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing? A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out... |
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| What can a girl put behind her ears to make her sexy?Her knees... |
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| What do fat women and mopeds have in common?They`re both fun to ride, but you don`t want your friends to see either one... |
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| Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you`re by yourself... |
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| If tennis players get tennis elbow, what do gynecologists get?Tunnel vision! Submitted by Cu... |
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| What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy Her every need... |
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| Why do moths fly with their legs open ?Have you seen the size of mothballs?! Submitted by Cu... |
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| What is the difference between a good girl and a nice girl?A nice girl goes out on a date, goes home, and goes to bed... |
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