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| A dope you are and dope will remain... |
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| You are a man who always sticks by his convictions... |
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| Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at the mouth... |
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| I don`t consider you a vulture... |
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| You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure... |
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| We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven"... |
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| We hear you are a lady killer... |
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| When you get run over by a car, it shouldn`t be listed under accidents... |
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| The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you... |
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| Don`t you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working... |
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| We do not complain about your shortcomings, but about your long sayings... |
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| We know you could not live without us... |
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| In the dictionary under the word, "stupid," it says, "see him... |
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| You`re the best at all you do -- and all you do is make people hate you... |
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| I`ve had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feelfor you is the real thing... |
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| Hey, act your age -- senile!... |
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| It`s your life -- but I wish you`d let us have it... |
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| You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you... |
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| Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being... |
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| I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in... |
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