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Army sgt


Adult jokes Rating : 8.00, 1 votes. Reviews : 0 [add review]

An Army Sgt. Major walks into a whorehouse and approaches
the madam and says, "My name is Sgt. Major Dick and I`m
here for a woman!" The madam immediately escorts the
soldier upstairs and selects the best girl they have for him.
Sgt. Major Dick immediately disrobes and is standing with
his hands on his hips while he looks at the prostitute
awaiting him on the bed. He then says, "My name is Sgt.
Major Dick, been in the Army thirty years, and I`m a master
of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-HUN!" Immediately, his
penis becomes fully erect. The prostitute is in awe and
asks him how he can do that. The Sgt. Major replies, "Like
I said, I`ve been in the Army thirty years, and I`m a
master of my mind and body, DICK, AT EASE!" His penis
immediately goes limp. The prostitute still can`t get over
the control he has and asks him for another demonstration.
The Sgt. Major says, "I`m a master of my mind and body,
DICK, ATTEN-HUN!" (a raging hard-on once again), and he
follows this display of prowess with the command of, "DICK,
AT EASE!" (His penis goes limp once again).
The prostitute still can`t believe her eyes and asks for
the demonstration yet again. The Sgt. Major shouts, "I`ve
already told you honey, I`ve been in the Army thirty years,
and I`m a master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-HUN!" His
penis becomes immediately erect, and then he gives the
following command, "DICK, AT EASE."
The Sgt. Major looks down, and to his amazement, his penis
is still hard. He then says, "Apparently you didn`t hear me
soldier, DICK, AT EASE!" Once again, his penis is still fully
erect. The Sgt. Major is now fuming, and says, "I`m going to
tell you one more time, DICK, AT EASE!" No luck, his penis is
still hard.
He yells, "God damn it!!", and moves to the side of the bed
and starts to masturbate vigorously. The prostitute asks,
"What the hell is going on?"
The Sgt. Major replies, "This soldier disobeyed a direct
order, and I`m giving him a dishonourable discharge!!"


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