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Baby light
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In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart`s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I`m doing."
Soon, a wee baby boy was brought into the world.
"Whoa there Scotty!" said the doctor. "Don`t be in a rush to put the lantern down... I think there`s yet another wee one to come."
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby.
"No, no, don`t be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man... It seems there`s yet another one besides!" cried the doctor.
The new father scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "Do ya think it`s the light that`s attractin` them?"
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