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Breast milk
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Leonard desperately wanted to become a doctor and had really crammed for his medical boards, so he wasn`t in the least fazed by the question:
"Name the three advantages of breast milk."
Quickly he wrote:
1. It contains the optimum balance of nutrients for the newborn child.
2. As it is contained within the mother`s body, it is protected from germs and helps develop the child`s immune system.
Then Leonard was stumped. Sitting back and racking his brain until he`d broken into a sweat, he finally scribbled:
3. It comes in such nice containers.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci
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