The tired doctor was awakened by a telephone call in the middle of the night. "Please come right over," pleaded the distraught young mother. "My child has swallowed a contraceptive." The physician dressed quickly, but before he could get out the door, the phone rang again. "You don?t have to come after all," the woman said with a sigh of relief. "My husband just found another one." Submitted by Curtis Edited by Glaci