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Chicken farmer-1
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A woman walks into her accountant`s office, telling him she needs to file her taxes for the financial year.
"Fine," the accountant says to His client, "but before we begin, I`ll need to ask a few questions."
He takes her particulars: name, address, social security number, etc.
Eventually, he comes on to her current occupation. "What are you working as at the moment?" he asks.
The woman replies, "I`m a whore."
"No, no, no!" barks the accountant. "That`ll never work! It`s far too crass!
Let`s try to rephrase that."
"Okay," says the woman, "err... I`m a prostitute?"
"No, no. That`s still far too crude. Can`t you think of something else?"
They both sit thinking for a minute, then the woman suddenly blurts out,
"I`m a chicken farmer."
The accountant is dumbstruck. "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?"
"Well," says the woman, "I must have raised over 300 cocks last year!"
Submitted by calamjo
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