A man went to a plastic surgeon to get work done on his penis. The doctor, curious, asked what had happened to it. "Well," the patient said, "I live in a trailer court. A gorgeous buxom creature lives in the trailer next to mine. I used to peek into her trailer and I saw that she had a habit. Each afternoon she`d take a frankfurter from her refrigerator and put it in a hole on her trailer floor. Then she`d sit on it and have a ball." "She nearly drove me crazy. So I got a bright idea. One day I got under her trailer and when she slid the frankfurter into the hole, I slid it out and slipped my penis up through the hole." "She sat down on it and everything was great until there was a knock at the door." "And then?" said the doctor. "Aw hell," the patient explained. "That`s when she tried to kick it under the stove."
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