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For rent
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A proper man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500.00. When he was ready to leave, he told her that he did not have any cash with him but that he would have His secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling it "Rent For Apartment." On the way to the office he decided that the whole event was not worth the price he agreed to pay, so he had His secretary send a note with a check for $250.00 and enclosed the following note: Dear madam, Enclosed, you should find a check in the amount of $250.00 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment I was under the impression that: 1. It had never been occupied. 2. That there was plenty of heat. 3. It was small. Last night I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn`t any heat and it was entirely too large. Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250.00 with the following note: Dear sir, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how turn it on. And if you don`t have enough furniture to fill it, don`t blame me. Submitted by Curtis Edited by Tantilazing
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