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Idiot's sex guide
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IDIOT`S SEX GUIDE
1. Eating Mexican food is not the cause of gonorrhea.
2. There is no need for dice in role playing.
3. Intercourse doesn`t happen on a highway.
4. If you engage in oral sex first, it`s not called a head start.
5. If she says she`s into "bondage," don`t show Her your financial portfolio.
6. You can lie down during a one-night stand.
7. When a woman talks about waiting for the "right time," she`s not referring to a commercial break.
8. Only sleep with someone you love or can say you love without smirking.
9. Making out doesn`t mean getting your money`s worth.
10. Sex is like "The Club" - Accept no substitutes.
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