A professor is lecturing His class on the possibility of finding joy in unusual activities. "Even the most natural and common actions can provide an immense amount of pleasure. For example, a good bowel movement can be as enjoyable as making love." A student starts madly waving His hand and stands up when acknowledged. "Professor," he says, "Either you don`t know how to fuck, or I don`t know how to shit!" Submitted by Curtis Edited by Yisman