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Kick in the face
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Dave and Jeff are throwing a few back at their local bar when Jeff asks, "You know that really gorgeous girl at work? The one I get a hard-on for every time I see her?" "Yeah," Dave replies. "Well, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to her. I asked her out and she said yes," Jeff says excitedly. "That`s great!" Dave says. "When are you going out with her?" "I went to meet her earlier tonight," says Jeff, "but I was so worried about getting hard that I duct taped my wang to my leg so it wouldn`t show. When I got to her house, she answered the door in the sheerest, tiniest dress I`ve ever seen." "Well, what happened?" asks Dave. Jeff leans in and says, "I kicked her in the face." Submitted by Calamjo Edited by Curtis
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