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Lipstick on ya prick
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Rating : 4.45, 11 votes.
Reviews : 19 [add review]
Two guys are sitting in the doctor`s waiting room, so to pass the time they start to chat to each other.
They get to why they are here and the first one, Mr. Smith, says, "Well, it`s kind of embarrassing really, but I got this red ring round the shaft of my ... you know ... penis."
"Hey, that`s amazing," says Mr. Jones, "I got a green ring `round mine. I feel a lot better knowing I ain`t some kind of freak."
So both feeling somewhat relieved, they talk about football and horse racing until Mr. Smith is called in to see the doctor. Ten minutes later, Mr. Smith returns, a wide grin on his face. On the way to the door, he quickly says to Mr. Jones, "Hey, no worries, he rubbed in some liquid with a cloth and it came off. You`ll be out in no time. See ya buddy."
Feeling better, Mr. Jones goes in to the doctor when called. He explains his problem, drops his trousers, and lets the doctor have a look. "It`s serious I`m afraid Mr. Jones, It will have to be amputated. I can schedule surgery for three days time."
"WHAT! NO! That guy in here two minutes ago got his rubbed off! What do ya mean `amputate!?`"
"I`m sorry Mr. Jones, there is a big difference between lip-stick and gangrene."
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by yisman
Rating : 4.45, 11 votes.
Reviews : 19 [add review]
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