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Little jimmy
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Little jimmy a grade one student was on his way home from his first day of school.When he arrived home his mom naturaly asked him "how was your day" "it was great mom" he replied "i got laid".panicked by what she just heard the mother calls jimmys father home.
when he arrives home he finds little jimmy sitting in his room "so jimmy" says his father "you had sex today"."
yes" replies jimmy "well how was it""good" says jimmy "but next time i'm going to use vasaline" "why" asks the father curiously "cause" says jimmy "my bum hurts"
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