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A very naive British sailor is in a bar in London.
He meets a wild girl, and she takes him upstairs.
She takes off Her pants and Her panties.
He looks between Her legs, and he says, "What`s that?"
She says, "It`s me lower mouth."
He says, "What do you mean, `your lower mouth?`"
She says, "Just what I said, it`s me lower mouth. It`s got a moustache... It`s got lips..."
He asks, "Has it got a tongue in it?"
She says, "Not yet."
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