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Nuns confession

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A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she is a nun.
He decides to approach her anyway. "Sister, you are the most beautiful woman I`ve ever seen and I must have sex with you." he says.
"I`m sorry but I`ve given my body to God" she replies and then leaves.
Suddenly the bus driver turns around to the guy and says "I know a way you can get her in the sack."
The bus driver tells the guy about how the nun goes to confessional everyday at 3 in the afternoon. The bus driver tells the guy His plan and the guy leaves happy knowing he`s going to get some.
The next day at 3 the guy is in the booth dressed as a priest. When the nun approaches in the darkness he says "Sister, God has told me I must have sex with you."
She replies "Well if God has said it, we must do it. However because of my strong commitment to God I will only take it up the ass."
The guy figures this isn`t a problem and proceeds to have the best sex ever. After it is over he whips off His outfit and says "Surprise I`m the guy on the bus"
With that the nun turns around and says "Surprise I`m the bus driver."

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