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Pick in hand
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Two little girls playing with a ball in the garden. The ball rolls under a nearby bush so one of the little girls crawls under to get it out. Unfortunately it`s a thorn bush, so she gets a thorn stuck in her finger. Crying, she runs indoors shouting "Mummy Mummy, I`ve got a thorn in my finger - get some apple juice!"
Mum says: "But why do you want apple juice - wouldn`t a bandage be nicer?"
And the little girl says : "Well, I was playing with Rosie, and her big sister says that whenever she gets a prick in her hand she puts it in cider."
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