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Pick-up lines!!!!!!!
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1. Are those REAL?? 2. Nice legs! What time do they open? 3. Will, you just freakin' go out with me? 4. Offer a single rose and say: "I wanted to show this rose true beauty."
5. I know milk does a body good, but damn -- how much you been drinking?
6. I put a drop of tear in the ocean for you... and I'll stop loving you when you find that teardrop.
7. Nice tuba. Wanna practice some scales together?
8. The top 4 things I love: 1)Beer 2)Soccer 3)Shoes 4)You 9. Don't frown. You'll never know who's falling in love with your smile!
10. (Take out a 1$ bill):
I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.
(kiss them)
Oops, guess I lost.
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