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Once there was a man and a woman who decided that it was time for them to take their relationship a step higher. It was the womans first time and she asked the man how exactly they did it. He replied that there were several ways to do it, but one of His favorites was the woman striping slowly and then the he would kiss every inch of Her body including breasts, butt, inbetween the toes, fingers, eyes, and ears. Then the man would strip and she would do the same to him. The woman agreed and started to slowely take off Her shirt.
"no no no, the man said, you have to do it while dancing a sexy dance around me."
The woman did. When she started to unbutton Her pants, the man saw that she had unusually large breasts and as she leaned over they kind of popped out of Her bra. She got Her pants off and turned around in a circle. The man noticed that she was wearing a thong. He liked the way that she looked and also looked forward to kissing Her breasts and where the thong was going. Before the woman unclipped Her bra, she asked the man if he would be so kind as to keep the secret of what they were doing to himself and not tell anyone. The man agreed so that she would get it off and he could get started.
The next day at work, he told everyone he could find that one of the people that he worked with had had sex with him. (the lady he was talking about was of coarse the woman) When the lady found out, she decided to get back at him. She walked up to him and asked if he would come into the bosses office to get intamet with him. He was up to the challenge and she told him it was His turn to go first. He did and before she started kissing him, she told him to turn around. He did and she picked up His clothes and ran out.

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