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Sandpaper
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Pinocchio is all grown up, and has moved out. One day, he meets Gepetto in a bar, and starts confiding in him.
"Whenever I`m having sex with a girl, she complains about splinters." he says.
Gepetto looks all wise, and tells him that whenever he feels `lucky`, he should rub sandpaper on his `member`.
Happy, Pinocchio says he`ll try it.
A few weeks later, Gepetto spots Pinocchio walking down the street, he stops him, and asks how its going with the girls, now, to which Pinocchio replies, "Hey, who needs girls?"
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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