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Sex on the beach
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Hosni Mubarak and his wife are in Rio de Janeiro on vacation. When there`s no-one around, they decide to make love on the beach. Unfortunately some of Rio`s finest catch them in their birthday suits and arrest them for `lewd conduct`.
Now Hosni`s not too enthusiastic about being arrested so he asks the police officer whether a simple fine wouldn`t do. The police officer agrees to this and asks Hosni whether it`s his first offense. He then proceeds to write up a ticket for Hosni for the sum of 100 cruzeiros (Brazilian currency), and a ticket for Hosni`s wife for the sum of 300 cruzeiros.
Hosni asks the police officer why he`s getting a 100 cruzeiro fine, while his wife is getting a 300 cruzeiro fine.
The cop tells him that since it`s a first offense, it`s only 100 cruzes, his wife on the other hand, she`s been caught twice before.
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