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Slow game of golf
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A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What`s with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!"
The doctor chimed in, "I don`t know, but I`ve never seen such ineptitude!"
The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let`s have a word with him."
"Hi George. Say, what`s with that group ahead of us? They`re rather slow, aren`t they?"
The greenskeeper replied, "Oh, yes, that`s a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."
The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That`s so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."
The doctor said, "Good idea. And I`m going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there`s anything he can do for them."
The engineer said, "Why can`t these guys play at night?"
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