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Stray pussy
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One hot July day we found this old straggly cat at our door.
She was a sorry site. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down.
We felt sorry for her, and put her in a carrier and took her to the Vet. She had no name so we named her pussy cat.
The Vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband, the complainer said "OK, but don`t forget to wash her, she stinks." My husband and my Vet don`t see eye to eye. He calls my hubby El Cheap-O, and my hubby calls him El Take-O.
The next day hubby had an appointment with his Doctor, which is located next door to the Vet.
The Doctor`s office was full of people waiting to see the Doctor.
The door opened and in popped the vet and announces to my hubby, "Your wife`s pussy is finally shaved and clean. She now smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she is pregnant. God knows who the father is!" and then he closed the door.
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