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Taking the edge off
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A woman asks her husband if he`d like some breakfast.
"Would you like
bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and
coffee to
follow?" she asks.
He declines. "It`s this Viagra," he says, "It`s really
taken the edge
off my appetite."
At lunchtime, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl
of home-
made soup, home-made muffins or a cheese sandwich?" she
inquires.
He declines. "It`s this Viagra," he says, "It`s really
taken the edge
off my appetite."
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.
She`ll go to
the store and buy him some food. "Would you like maybe a
steak and
apple pie? Maybe you`d like a pizza micro waved or a tasty
stir-fry?
That would only take a couple of minutes."
He declines. "It`s this Viagra," he says, "It`s really
taken the edge
off my appetite."
"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up, then? I`m
starving!"
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