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A sale representative stops at a small manufacturing plant in the Midwest. He presents a box of cigars to the manager as a gift.
"No, thanks," says the plant manager. "I tried smoking a cigar once and I didn`t like it."
The sales rep shows His display case and then, hoping to clinch a sale, offers to take the manager out for martinis.
"No, thanks," the plant manager replies. "I tried alcohol once, but didn`t like it."
Then the salesman glances out the office window and sees a golf course. "I suppose you play golf," says the salesman. "I`d like to invite you to be a guest at my club."
"No, thanks," the manager says. "I played golf once, but I didn`t like it."
Just then a young man enters the office. "Let me introduce my son, Bill," says the plant manager.
"Let me guess," the salesman replies. "An only child?"
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