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A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out of the bank and shoots Her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it`s too risky to operate. All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What`s wrong?" asks the mother. "I was taking pee and this bullet came out." replies the daughter. The mother tells Her it`s okay and explains what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking pee and this bullet came out." Again the mother tells Her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago. A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It`s okay," says the mom, "I know what happened, you were taking a pee and a bullet came out." "No," says the boy, "I was jerking off and I shot the dog." Submitted by Curtis Edited by calamjo
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