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Valentine lines
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Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentine`s card at the store
In hopes that, later, you`d be my whore.
7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn`t $250 a night.
6. You`re a woman of style, you`re a woman of class
Especially when I`m spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I`m fulfilled.. . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown.. . but so`s your ass.
3. You`re a honey.. . and you`re a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo`s "booty".
2. I don`t wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let`s do it, I`m horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister,
you should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Tantilazing
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