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Why you so fat?
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A family is at the dinner table. The father looks at His oldest son. "Tony! Why are you so fat?" "Pop, it's Mama's casseroles!" Tony says. "I can't stop eating them, it's so good." "Tony, you should take a smaller bites." Pop says. Then Pop looks at His middle son. "Fred! Why are you so fat?" "Pop, it's a Mama's roast beef," Vinny says. "I can't stop eating it, it's so good." "Fred, you should take a smaller bites." Then Pop looks at His youngest son, "John! How you stay so slim and trim?" "It's easy, Pop," John says. "I eat a lots and lots of pussy." "Pussy? Pussy?" Pop says. "That tastes like shit!" "Pop, you should a take smaller bites."
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