|
|
Words of advice
Adult jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. "He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don`t let him do that." She continued, "He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going to like that, but don`t let him do that. He is going to try to put His hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don`t let him do that.? Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have His way with you. You are going to like that, but don`t let him do that. It will disgrace the family." With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it. The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said. She said, "Grandmother, I didn`t let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced His family."
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Adult jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
Random jokes |
Greyhounds have the best eyesight of any breed of dog... Read this joke...
Bill and Hillary were going down a back road and stopped at a gas station... Read this joke...
|
Random joke |
You`re the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you... Read this joke...
My Dear Husband,I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be sure to read it... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks, and Hillary says to Janet, "You`re lucky that you don`t have to put up with men having sex with you... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|