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A man, an ostrich, and a cat
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A man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat and sits at the bar. The bartender walks over to them and says, "What can I get for you?"
The man says "I`ll have a beer", the ostrich says, "I`ll have a beer", and the cat says, "I`ll have half a beer and I`m not buying." So the bartender says, "OK, that will be $3.87."
The man reaches into his pocket and brings out the exact change and pays him. About an hour later the bartender goes back over to them and says, "What`ll you guys have?"
The man says, "I`ll have a beer", the ostrich says, "I`ll have a beer", and the cat says "I`ll have half a beer and I`m not buying." The bartender gets them their beer and says "That`ll be $3.87."
The man reaches into his pocket and brings out the exact change and pays him. A couple of days later they come back into the bar and the bartender walks over and asks "What do you guys want today?"
The man says, "I`ll have a scotch", the ostrich says, "I`ll have a bourbon", and the cat says, "I`ll have half a beer and I`m not buying." So the bartender says "OK, that will be $7.53." The man reaches into his pocket and brings out the exact change and pays him.
The bartender`s curiosity got the best of him and he asks, "Why is it that every time I tell you the amount you owe you always have the exact change in you pocket?"
The man said, "I found a bottle with a genie in it and she granted me 3 wishes. My first wish was that I always have the exact change in my pocket for anything I buy."
The bartender says, "That`s a great wish...better than asking for a million dollars. A million dollars will run out but that never will. What were your other 2 wishes?"
The man says, "That`s where I screwed up. I asked for a chick with long legs and a tight pussy."
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