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A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?"
"Well," said the vet "let`s have a look at him" The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes.
"Well," says the vet "I`m going to have to put him down."
"Just because he`s cross-eyed?" say`s the man.
"No, because he`s heavy," says the vet.

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