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A guy approaches the window of the movie theater with a chicken under His arm, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies, "Well, my pet chicken, of course!" The girl tells him that he CAN`T take a chicken into the theater, so he goes around the corner, stuffs the chicken into His trousers, and returns. He buys His ticket and goes in. Inside the theater, the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm, so the man unzips His fly so the chicken can stick its head out - get some air and watch the movie. Sitting next to him is Agnes. She elbows Myrtle and whispers, "Myrtle, this man over here has just unzipped His pants!" Myrtle whispers back, "Oh, don`t worry about it..you`ve seen one, you`ve seen them all." Agnes says, "I KNOW...but this one`s eating my POPCORN!"


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