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My penis dog
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Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog`s name was `Mypenis`? Mypenis ate my homework. Sorry I`m late. I was playing with Mypenis. I`m sorry, Officer. I didn`t realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash. I love giving Mypenis a bath. Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds. Playing with Mypenis really wears me out. Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis? I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet. Help! I can`t find Mypenis! Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was looking for Mypenis. Mypenis gets excited whenever the mailman comes. Oh. no! Something bit Mypenis! Watch it or you`ll step on Mypenis. When Mypenis behaves well, he gets a bone. Sorry I`m late, but Mypenis kept me up howling all night...
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