Jokes Humor stories Pictures Videos Funny News Games

Home  |  Bookmark us  |  Submit / Upload  |   |  Random stuff  |  RSS feed  |  Funny sites(add)  |  About  |  Terms  |  Privacy  |  Contact us
Funny stuff
» Funny pictures
Funny pics gallery
Forum pics 130
Funny pics mix 6
Funny pictures 2714
Optical illusions 37
» Funny videos
Funny clips gallery
Banned videos 53
Extreme videos 203
Funny animals 101
Funny cartoons 85
Funny cats 74
Funny dogs 85
Funny videos 8996
Home made videos 33
Music videos 69
Parodies 28
Pranks 156
Sexy videos 89
Sport videos 175
Stupid videos 160
Wierd videos 6
» Funny news
Funny news 31635
News funnies 23
» Free Games
Games gallery
Action games 844
Cartoons 62
Casino games 39
Classic arcade 254
Fighting games 81
Free games 1799
Logic games 170
Photo puzzles 593
Racing games 201
RPG games 45
Shooting games 452
Sport games 333
Strategy games 196
» Funny jokes
Adult jokes 1626
Animal jokes 289
Bar jokes 620
Blonde jokes 1361
Bumper stickers 40
Computer jokes 430
Dirty jokes 239
Ethnic jokes 319
Funny Facts 1490
Gay jokes 117
Gender jokes 69
Holiday jokes 168
Humor jokes 819
Insults 4294
Insults jokes 114
Jokers 160
Lawyer jokes 530
Medical jokes 297
One liners 704
Police jokes 6
Politics jokes 304
Redneck jokes 473
Religious jokes 625
Work jokes 75
Yo mama jokes 127
» Humor stories
Funny poems 15
Funny stories 343
Humor Stories
» Sounds
Funny audio 338
Sound boards 80
Funny sitesFunny sites
Uber Humor

  Jokes > Animal jokes : Randy the rooster-1

Randy the rooster-1

Animal jokes Rating : 6.01, 63 votes. Reviews : 19 [add review]

This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks.
So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster which he would sell. The other farmer says, "Yeah, I`ve got this great rooster, named Randy. He`ll service every chicken you got, no problem."
Well, Randy the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he`d be worth it. So, he buys Randy. The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard, first, giving the rooster a pep talk, "Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You`ve got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me lots of money. Consequently, I `ll need you to do a good job. So take your time and have some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle.
Randy seemed to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house, and Randy took off like a shot. - WHAM! - Randy nails every hen in the hen house - three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked.
After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure enough, Randy is in there. Later, the farmer sees Randy after flock of geese, down by the lake. Once again - WHAM! Randy gets all the geese.
By sunset he sees Randy out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants. The farmer is distraught - worried that his expensive rooster won`t even last 24 hours.
Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day, to find Randy dead as a doorknob - stone cold in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are circling overhead. The farmer, saddend by the loss of such a colorful and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you`ve done to yourself."
Randy opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says, "Shhh, they`re getting close."

Rate this joke (settings)

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Rating : 6.01, 63 votes. Reviews : 19 [add review]

Previous joke [ Animal jokes index ] Next joke
Previous joke [ jokes index ] Next joke

More : Popular jokes | Most reviewed jokes | Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke : Reviews : 19, Rating : 6.01, 63 votes.

Post your review!

Name  :
Email   :
Rate    :
Text    : URLs cannot be posted here
Cool sites

Random jokes
In ancient Japan, public contests were held to see who could fart the loudest and longest!... Read this joke...
She`s so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!... Read this joke...

Random joke
Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?They both start with a lot of blowing and sucking, but in the end you always lose your house... Read this joke...
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning... Read this joke...

Friend Finder

Random Funny stuff

There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hotel and offered the hat check girl to come up to his room for dinner... Read this joke...

Random pics
Funny pictures : mum and daughter archive
Use parental controls to protect your kids : Wikipedia | Battle.