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Steven wright on dogs
Animal jokes
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The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I`m afraid of widths.
I had a dog once. I spilled spot remover on him, and now he`s gone.
I put contact lenses in my dog`s eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.
I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It`s fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He`s an East German Shepherd.
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