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The races
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Rating : 5.80, 10 votes.
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Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about His track record. "In the last 15 races, I`ve won 8 of them!"
Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I`ve won 19!"
"Oh that`s good, but in the last 36 races, I`ve won 28!", says another, flicking His tail.
At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don`t mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I`ve won 88 of them!"
The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."
Rating : 5.80, 10 votes.
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