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12-inch pianist
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There is this guy who walks into a bar and notices a man 12 inches tall playing the piano. He asks what it is all about and the barman tells him he`ll tell him later. So he asks the barman for a drink and the barman says, `Before you get your drink you get to rub the magic beer bottle and make a wish.` `OK,` says the guy. He goes to the bottle and rubs it and, boom, out comes a genie, who says, `You have one wish.` The man thinks about it and then wishes for a million bucks. A cloud of smoke fills the room and when the smoke clears there are a million ducks crowding the bar. He tells the barman, `Hey, I didn`t want a million ducks.` The barman replies, `You think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?`
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