|
|
|
Careful wishes
Bar jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Joe walks into a bar and sits down.
He notices that the guy next to him is talking and listening to a tiny man, less than a foot tall who is playing an equally tiny piano on the bar in front of him.
Joe is like "Holy crap, where did you get that?"
The guy gives him a small rock. He tells him all he has to do is rub it and he`ll get anything he wishes for.
Joe takes the rock and takes off for the bathroom.
A few minutes later he emerges, looking dazed and confused, and is followed by thousands of ducks.
He goes back to the bar and says "I don`t understand. I wished for a million bucks, and suddenly I was surounded by all of these ducks. What happened?"
The man rolls his eyes and says, "Well, what do you think? Do you really believe that I wished for a ten inch pianist?"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Tantilazing
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Bar jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
A preacher was telling his congregation that anything theycould think of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in theBible and that the entirety of thehuman experience could be found there... Read this joke...
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog`s name was `Mypenis`? Mypenis ate my homework... Read this joke...
You are living proof of reincarnation... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
A man enters the confessional and says to the priest, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff